Highly unrealistic, wildly fanciful.
Well.

Mom asked me tonight if I like girls. So that’s a conversation that happened.

WAKE UP COUSIN
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

WAKE UP COUSIN

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

paulonutini:

u think just because it’s pink n cute n shit it’s not gonna do anything? ok go play on it and see what happens. I ain’t gonna help u when that nasty ass demon drags u into ur basement. see u in the afterlife

paulonutini:

u think just because it’s pink n cute n shit it’s not gonna do anything? ok go play on it and see what happens. I ain’t gonna help u when that nasty ass demon drags u into ur basement. see u in the afterlife

shutthefuckupcas:

This tweet is really important.

shutthefuckupcas:

This tweet is really important.

Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns.

DAMMIT. FUCK YOU VOLDEMORT.

idioticteen:

harrystyls:

what is white culture

clapping after an airplane lands

Me on the treadmill when I’m still half asleep

I’m way too pleased with myself right now. First tries at my #baldselfie!